
Yes, that cunningly clever wizard in training can do anything it seems. And now, alas, Harry Potter has taken time from his ever so busy schedule, one day before Potter Mania erupts with full effervescent force, to rescue…well…little ol’ potterdad.
I should clarify that it is the blog, “potterdad,” that Harry has saved, not the person. By waving his encapsulated phoenix feather wand*, he has apparated* into my computer (he doesn’t need to ride his Firebolt* now that he’s 17 and can apparate* legally) and doused it with a dribble of skele-grow* to get it up and running again.
I have to say that I am as amazed as anyone that Harry Potter has this power! You see, I have been on a wonderful family vacation, gotten a new job, and been on a retreat with an amazing, nationally renown leader – all more worthy and wonderful things that I should have been bursting to share! But who is it that musters the magic to wake up this sleeping muggle’s* blog? Ah, yes, that master of mischief who can’t manage to stay where he’s supposed to, good old lightning brow* himself.
But someone must have slipped a little veritaserum* into my coffee this morning! I have to confess that it really was not Harry Potter that has broken the obliviate* charm that seems to have been cast on my muggle* memory for all things potterdad. It was in fact Jim Dale who cast the alohomora* spell onto the invisible lock that has kept the lid to the potterdad blog sealed for almost two months! I wonder if Mr. Dale knows he has that power? I suspect he does…

Who is Jim Dale you ask? Well, for those of us with a love for books and words — the originally chosen, authored words — but with not enough time to sit down and read, Jim Dale is the one who brings those words to life. He is the “voice” of Harry Potter…and Ron* and Hermione* and Ginny* and Luna* and Draco* and Dumbledor* and…you get the picture. Jim Dale is a talented actor and has been the audio narrator of the Harry Potter books in the United States since the first volume. (His countryman, English actor, Stephen Fry, narrates the U.K. audio version.) Jim Dale is a marvel! His ability to create different and distinct voices for hundreds of characters is nothing short of genius.
I first became hooked on audiobooks years ago when I worked as a sales rep and spent a good deal of time on the road covering sale and service issues in our territory, which was the entire state of Indiana. Long hours on the road led me to look for ways to occupy my time between destinations and audiobooks provided entertainment or distraction and sometimes served as a way to mitigate the stress I would experience before attending to the problems of various job situations. I continued listening to audiobooks even after leaving my job because they were the one way I could multitask and still be productive around the house or in the pottery studio.
I was introduced to Jim Dale and Harry Potter when I learned that my good friend, Lindsey, owned the the first two books on cassette tape. (Lindsey is a Potter-y friend, wink, wink, get it? and its a good thing it wasn’t our classmate Joe or it would have been a hairy Potter-y friend! Ha!) Anywhooo…I thought to myself “hey, this is a great way to find out what all this Harry Potter nonsense is about, and I can get an idea of what’s going on in these stories before my own children are ready to read them.” Solid reasoning, I still believe, even now. What I did not expect to happen was to become so totally enthralled with Harry’s wizarding world that I listened to all six volumes as fast as I could find time to plug my ears into the speaker. I would invent menial tasks to do around the house so that I could listen and mindlessly occupy my hands with industry. Our clothes were never folded so neatly as when I was Harry Potter mesmerized (I hate folding clothes!)
Alas, six audible volumes were voraciously consumed and digested in what seemed like no time at all, and I, like millions of others from nine to ninety, have been anxiously awaiting the final chapter of Harry’s fate to be revealed.
While I have not been oblivious to the daily growing hype surrounding the final book in this septenary collection, I did not get energized until an article in the New York Times online caught my attention. It highlighted the part that the audiobooks have played in the phenomenon of all things Harry over the past several years. I was fascinated to learn that not only has Jim Dale won a Grammy for his reading of J.K. Rowlings words, but he also holds the Guiness book world record for the most character voices used in an audiobook! Genius, I tell you, genius.
And I am impressed that Mr. Dale has the integrity to keep a good secret. Not a clue will he give as to Harry’s final fate. In fact, as the NYT story tells, Mr. Dale received the manuscript only days before he was scheduled to record the audiobook, so he would only read a few hundred or so pages ahead before entering the studio to illuminate the words with his vocal talent. He himself did not know the ending (by his own choice) as he was recording the successive chapters in the final installment which allowed him to voice each character without prejudice since he did not know who the villain and heroes would be until the story revealed them. (Genius, I tell you again.)
I don’t think I’ll be standing in one of those long lines tomorrow waiting to run for the first set of CD’s on the shelf. I’ll give the crowd a day or so to die down. But I don’t think I can wait too long, I have a quite a few baskets of clothes waiting to be folded!
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Now that potterdad is up and running again, I think I’m going to have to visit my pensieve* and extract some memories to share.
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*I had originally intended to direct you to a website that would explain each Potterized term. Unfortunately I could not find a singular web place that held explanation for all the references used herein. So, my muggle* friend, you’re just gonna have to google it!